apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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