I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
