Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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