But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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