either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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