who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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