): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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