He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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