It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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