Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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