awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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