Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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