If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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