there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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