I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Barsexuality is the new black.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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