it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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