would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
