I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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