it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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