sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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