now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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