do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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