I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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