birth control should be required to get into college
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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