we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She is in my trunk
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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