tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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