She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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