So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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