Jerry, you need to find god
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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