Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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