Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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