there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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