It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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