do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
