dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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