i don't like sucking hair
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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