gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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