Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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