she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
as a side note pls kill me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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