what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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