You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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