This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize