we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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