sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
