So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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