Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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