I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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