Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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