talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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