Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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