I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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