we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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