i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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