Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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